To all my fans, my BIG hellos!!

Hi peoples ur phevorite(favourite) bai is back! Sori(sorry) haan for the delay. But now you peoples don’t worries, now you ask kaiko? Because me is back! Now let me leave the useless here-there ka talk on side, let me tell you the sacchi reason for me not telling you hi and staying away from you all for long. Guesshh(guess) where me went? Chal leave it, Actually what the real thing happened, I, lucky girl na, gone for 15 day holiday with sharukh khan! Re deva, can you believes it? I toh still don’t believes!

Now you me question why I went with king khan? I answers your this questions too…

Now you all knows no, that nothing ever happens in the khan family without me! Too much respect saab and memsaab have for me. And deva re, Aryan baba and suhana baby just totally in love with me, you know. So the whole clan had gone for a trip abroad to take some time off from the whole IPL thingi. But saab said no1 will goes if I don’t go with them. Now me also, poor me…had to only say yeshh(yes), too much he was instating(insisting)

But baba re baba it was one hell of a trip haan. But memsaab and saab kept on fighting only, because saab was on the phone all the time, talking all work thingi. But memsaab don’t like this, I think she believes in ‘all work and no play makes khan a dull boy’ but now what to tell saab-memsaab? Its their pershnal matters – what goes mine, huh?

Me toh had lots of fun…good tp happened..but misshed all of you a lot haan…so I only I told sharukh saab that now enough haan, lets go back to aamchi Mumbai! And you know him, such a sweetheart he is no! he fatafat asked mukesh ambabi saab, his phevorite friend to take us home by his private plane. How wonderful na!

Ok peoples now I going haan, too tired after the long vacation! I get up early tomorrow to help shahrukh saab plan his IPL thingi, so lots of work to do, deva re! I going haan, bye bye! Big hugs!

Oh yeahhh…and have a look at shahrukh saabs anthem for his team – Kolkata Knight ridders..it is ekdum mast…why it wont be? I only told him how to make the video..ok now bye bye…

Hello Peepals(People)
U know today what happened? Arre Baba…How will you know, I not telling u only, Ok so listen, Today when I washing Sanju Baba’s Clothes he coming to me and in his solid heavy voice asking me If he sounding good, I telling him yes, then he asking me if he singing good, I telling him yes again, Then he telling me that he singing a song in his new movie ‘EMI’, he getting very happy and increasing my pagaar(salary)
But then I thinking that if this trend continuing and Singers like Sonu Nigam, Himesh Reshammiya, Lucky Ali are Acting, and Actors like Big B, Junior B, Aamir, Sanju Baba, Govinda all are singing singing, everybody doing other people job, Now I thinking if this continuing then soon we will see Kailash kher doing Rajpal Yadav role, and Rajpal Yadav singing Kailash Kher songs, But imagining if Adnan sami doin salman khan role without a shirt and Salman singing songs…Re Deva (Oh…God) If this happening our bollywood will going Kangaal (Bankrupt)
Tell me what do you thinking about this, Ok, Now I going…Bye bye peepals (people)

Hello Peepals (People), I am again back, Some days before when I was washing Rakhi Madams clothes I accidentally broke her choli from behind, She likes this choli very much so I didn’t tell her that I broke it, I bought some adhesive and fixed the choli,

Later, when she went to Nach Baliye wearing that choli, I started praying… “Re Deva Rakhi madam ki laaj rakhna”

But she doing all the latka jhatka with her boyfriend Abhishek no, so her choli broke from behind during the performance, and Rakhi madam had to hold the choli and finish the dancing, And the song was very long no…Re Deva…How Embarrassing…

And now everyone saying that she doing publicity stunt, how bad this media is…Poor Rakhi Madam…

Anyways now I going, please don’t tell anyone that I broke Rakhi Madam’s choli( Blouse)…

To compensate I will vote for her…and also pray…ok now I going…Bye Bye

Getess (guess) what, u taking lots of time I will tell…… I working in SRK’s house u know na … was telling u about Mrs. Khan the other day. Shah Rukh said to me (smiles) that he will teach me English and some com puters, nice na…. nice man or I think he is not doing any movies this year na but it okay I will learn com puters and English and then I will know every thing these stars talk in their houses, some times I not understanding it na…. And will also talk good good English. He got new com puters or labtops (loptop) na from lee…. something I forgot let that be now. so I learnt to go on internet hhehehe 1^st time no… husband will be happy. I went to some sites, liked so many videos but these are my best videos…..

You see also… very nice….

Re Devaaa …!!

Hey .. I’ll you something new at Bachhan’s s … Since Abhi and ash came together as a couple way back in 2000, with Dhai Akshar Prem Ke filum – but at the time, their love lives were on different tracks and Abhishek Bachchan and Aishwarya Rai were just good friends .. I know coz she used to ask me to cook special kabaab for Abhishek … But u won’t believe… my six senses were strong enough to make it out that therz some khichri going on between them.

Moreover … When they first got together professionally, Ash was the high-flyer, having just delivered a huge hit, alongside real life love interest Salman, with Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam. I love that filum… but I can’t dare to watch it when abhi is somewhere around ..coz u know .. 3^rd party agreement .. I mean ash ditched abhi in the film for salmaan khan na … …but who can make him understand …?

Chuk it … I’ll tell you how this marriage was beneficial for me … lots of sweets, costly sarees for me with blouses and matching sandals… na na not from ash’s family but sallu bhai’s family.. Believe it or not but, Salman Khan also received an invitation to the big fat Bollywood wedding of his ex-flame Aishwarya Rai and actor Abhishek Bachchan.

.. this is all coz I instated big B to invite sallu also .. so that therz no future 3^rd party agreement (love triangle ) ….and disputes !

Re deva .. I was there to keep an eye on each n every gift brought by the guests there..But since I was standing next to ash.. u know, wat I saw ..? When Abhishek and Ash got engaged, Salman had sent a congratulatory SMS and now that he is invited to the wedding, he plans to gift an exquisite sherwani designed especially for Abhishek Bachchan; and for Ash guess he will be singing, “Mere ex-yaar ki shaadi hai.”

Not only this soon after the marriage ash and abhi, were flown to Tirupati in Anil Ambani’s private jet, with me and the tycoon’s wife & former actress, Tina Ambani in attendance. I also took some nice pics of all of then with me .. you can check my pic on the top .. if u don’t trust me .. ! I don’t lie

Neways … keep checking this blog na. … I’ll tell u more about abhi and ash .. For now I have to rush to SRK‘s place to check out what’s new with khan clan ….

Re baaba ….. Few months back na …I moved out from Adnan’s place…

Was tired of washing such extremely large heavy full size clothes … endless dishes to wash ….as he used to eat wildly without even sparing a thot for me …After all its me whoz to get pissed off . Poor me …Have reduced some 5 kg in a week that also without working out at health center .Uff …so i even gave off my pagaar for the last month… God bless him and my aged mother still working at his home…cooking for him…

Do you know? Because of severe health problem due to over weight, doctor suggested Adnan Sami to reduce his weight otherwise it may cause several problem on health .

Adnan Sami followed very strict dieting rule under the observation of experts and my mother too. Adnan Sami tried very hard and strict routine exercise to reduce weight.

Shhh!! don’t tell it to anyone ha… I used to steal all the milk products from his kitchen…coz u know …high calories lead to accumulation of fats in body which further leads to tensed mind…and if these things continues like this…this might lead to death

And as i was worried about him…and his family….Also since I lost few kgs, have to recover my beauty also Na…so wats the harm…?

But anyways my habit of stealing changed Adnan’s life a lot… he has
Lost some 85 kg of his 200 kg , also he intends to lose at least 40 more in the coming months… He should be thankful to me …Don’t u think so ?

But I don’t mind at all if he don’t coz …atlast its me who don’t have to wash such huge size …big – big huge clothes of him..Any more..

Aye guess wat ? yesterday I went to watch “Saawariya “ filum apne “un” (hubby) ke saath .Ishhh ..u know na cinema hall…full screen TV , sab kuch badaa badaa ,clear clear wo bhi with full volume ..all dark inside ..not even a single tubelight inside the big room …. even the room where I stay in mumbai chaul has two tube lights …whatever.. this all is done so that they don’t have to pay electricity bill..It too costly na …I know .that also for running a bigggggggggg TV continuously through out the day screening 4 shows in a day .. … Re baaba ….i can understand…

Brilliant evening it was!!!

“I loved ‘Saawariya’ filum. It’s awesome. And Ranbir is so good …so handsome , so captivating .But let me remind you ha… our Bebo di is also a stupendous performer ..looks bootifool (beautiful) like me ..isnt it ? specially when she put on Indian Kaapra (clothes/outfits)….

Re Deva … I forgot to tell you … Do you know?

At the premiere of “Saawariya” last week, bebo when walked in with Saif was looking stunning in a black sari as I helped her in dressing up na..anyways She insisted on sitting in the same row with the entire Kapoor clan and me as well not leaving behind her father Randhir Kapoor and uncle Rishi Kapoor…

Nice, well mannered girl she is ….

Moreover they had offered to put Kareena and Saif in a different enclave from the rest of the Kapoors who were there in full force to support Ranbir baabu but bebo insisted on sitting with the rest of the family to show support for her cousin .Lolo di (karishma kapoor ) was also there to witness this great evening …

That was really an alluring evening with kapoor …No work only rest!!

Now since Diwali is over couple of Days back .. Namrata beeji…Oho u don’t
know whoz Namrata …? huh

Well ill tell you apne sanju baba’s Real Sis whoz married to Kumar Gaurav, the son of yesteryears Bollywood star Rajendra Kumar.Ne wayz I was tellin you about her na ,,well she gave me a beautiful designer wear saree which she used to wear it very dotingly ..
Nice lady she is ..

I was serving a cup of tea to one of the guest visted their …There was some hush – hush discussion going on btwn Namrita beeji and her friend .. Clever I was ,bought another tray of snacks which i never used to do earlier ,.. and come to know that since sanju baba is in jail a friend of him from Pakistan is eager to meet sanju in Pune’s Yerwada Jail. .. Interesting na ?

The friend is none other than Pakistani cricket team’s pacer Shoaib Akhtar.

Both were very close pals since childhood .. who knows better than me ..

Moreover , Shoaib said Sanjay has a huge fan following in Pakistan and they are all praying for the actor . Meanwhile, Sanju’s bail plea is set to come for hearing in the Supreme Court on November 20.

Re Devaa!!! Aeye come come I’ll tell you whats happening with sharmila aunty..

Aunty Sharmila shocked all and sundry by wearing a two-piece bikini in “An Evening in Paris”, but she has a very different approach towards daughter Soha Ali Khan and tells her how to fight off the minimal-clothes menace. Big people …small clothes na …Am getting high pagaar (income) for washing small small clothes….less efforts more income..

Lucky me ..!! But let me tell you ha… She doesn’t give me a single saree throught out the working season… but I have no problem…I can understand…

But see baby soha is already there in less than a year and will be seen in a double role in Aparna Sen’s next. And the best part is aunty sharmila too is part of the film .Hope she wont stun us this time like she did it earlier…